author: she didn't want to eat dinner because she doesn't like chicken noodle soup
english teacher: even though it doesn't say it, we can infer that 17 years ago she encountered an attack from chickens while on a trip to africa visiting her great aunt who was dying from pneumonia which she got from chickens that were being harvested for the great feast
tumblr: lol fukin stupid teacher
loki: blinks
tumblr: do you see this? do you see that blink? that fucking blink. it shows how much pain he has inside of him. look at him. all he wants is his father to love him. look at the tears that he is holding back. he's never been the favorite son, he always knew that he didn't belong. this is the fucking blink that makes me love loki. he's not a villain. he's just a scared, lonely child.

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"They’re like, 12"

—The correct way to refer to anyone younger than you (via guy)

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supermassive-dragonsflies:

bolognesa:

MUSE ARE ON MY ENGLISH BOOK BUT WHY THE FUCK IS TOM KIRK THERE AND NOT CHRIS IM CRYING

omfg and pink ego box lyrics


howardmuseum:

In my opinion, the best gifs and pictures of Dom.


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ICONIC CINEMATIC MASTERPIECE 

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gingahhh:

the arena is my asshole

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dicksplit:

holding in a fart all day and finally getting home

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avant-guardian-angel:

Being a dad the right way

THE BOOK SAYS DEATH metal NOTE

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debilitati0n:

bettervillains:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

  

The elderly are either adorable or the wrinkly reincarnation of Satan there is no in between


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jontronshat:

jontronshat:

jontronshat:

when you find a very funny meme

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when you show your friend the humorous meme

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and he also has a giggle at it

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shavingryansprivates:

remember in 2012 when that lady tried restoring that painting of jesus

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